classical-crap:

I was reading a book about composers, and at the end of each chapter I wrote a one sentence summary of each composer. these are the sentences.

ludwig van beethoven: angry dude who had no care for social norms

franz schubert: short poet with very supportive friends

hector berlioz: early romantic who could barely play an instrument, created the modern orchestra, was overly-jealous and borderline-insane, and dissected stuff

robert schumann: emo piano critic

frederic chopin: the paganini of piano who got turned on by female voices apparently

franz liszt: ego ego ego ego and warts

felix mendelssohn: jewish german dude–fun combo

richard wagner: God according to himself and hitler

johannes brahms: testy guy who wrote “beethoven’s 10th” (CLARAAA!!!!)

hugo wolf: sort of a failure who went insane. sadness

richard strauss: he liked money and was obedient to his wife 

peter tchaikovsky: sad homosexual russian man

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the american high school experience

the-american-bad-dream:

• million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors
  
• speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”
  
• stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee
• the Pacer
  
• teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”
• broken air conditioning 
• classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell
• “wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”
  
• a shit ton of standardized tests
• “if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”
  
• “if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”
  
• jeopardy
• quizlet
• the cha-cha slide
• “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
  

rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”